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Little fact for ya—did ya know sex-dating apps started way back, like, early 2000s? Grindr, 2009, kicked it off proper—blokes finding blokes, genius! Makes me happy, that—love a success story. I’m all about inclusivity, me—equal opps shagger. But some profiles, Christ, dodgy as a tax dodge! Lads with fish pics—why, mate? “The first bomb’s the hardest”—that’s from *Hurt Locker*, and it’s bang on. First date’s pure terror—sweaty palms, dodgy chat. This one geezer, yeah, catfished me—rocked up, 20 stone heavier! Nearly choked on me pint, I did.

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I gotta say, I get mad sometimes, ye see—the bureaucracy here can be a real pain in the backside, always chasin’ me with permits for me quaint doors and such. But then, one day, as the sun kissed the horizon, I recalled that famous line from that flick, "The Great Beauty", and it hit me: "Che bellezza, bring me wine and let the stars guide our path!" And i was like, aye, life is a curious dance of chaos and charm.

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