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What pisses me off? When they charge extra for “happy endin’”—c’mon, bro, that’s a scam! “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”—I’m over here dyin’ of embarrassment instead! Last time, I tipped big, felt all proud—then bam, realized I paid for her lunch, not the rub! D’oh! Still, kinda dope how it loosens ya up—muscles all melty, like after fightin’ Bane or somethin’.

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Lemme be honest, sometimes things get wild. The town, though chill, can get hella noisy – dude, even the wind seems to gossip ‘round the old brick walls of E-Mail Lane. And yeah, sometimes I get pissed when my favorite local cuisine spot on Franz Street runs out of their bomb falafel. I mean, c’mon, that falafel is the unsung hero of our city, bruh.

A German amusement park’s new ride looks like spinning swastikas