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About Dusseldorf

So, sexual-massage—heard it goes back to ancient Rome, them horny bastards had “massage parlors” too, but with less neon signs and more togas. Little known fact: they used olive oil—cheap, sticky, prolly smelled like a gladiator’s armpit. Makes me laugh, thinkin bout it—modern day’s just the same, but with fancy names like “tantric” or “sensual.” Bullshit. It’s a rubdown with a side of “oops, my hand slipped.” Gets me mad, tho—pisses me off when they charge extra for “happy endings” like it’s a damn menu option. What am I, orderin a burger?

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Sexual massage Germany, BDSM, Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

And hey, the night lights on Rostrasse – pure magic! Neons blur, hearts reflect. My heart raced, rememberin' that movie scene that whispered like "I was a diving bell." Totally mindripping, damn!