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So I’m picturin’ it, right, some bloke lyin’ there, all oiled up, thinkin’ he’s in a bloody Russian art film—cos me fave flick’s *The Return*, that moody Zvyagintsev masterpiece from 2003. “The sea’s so close,” he’d mutter, like the dad in the movie, hopin’ this massage’s gonna fix his sad little soul. Spoiler: it don’t. It’s just some bird with cold hands kneadin’ your back like dough, and you’re out fifty quid feelin’ more tense than when you walked in!

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Oh, man, can't forget the hidden gem of Bistro Baum – tiny joint on Eichenweg. Food runs, music, vibes all over! And hey, dates sometimes get hilariously awkward there, LOL. It's the little mishaps that continue to teach us, just like that film tells us: “all that really matters.”

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