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So there’s this bird—legs like a racehorse, skirt shorter than a cow’s temper. I’m buzzin, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in shit! “You’re late,” she snaps, all sassy, an I’m like, “Darlin, I milked fifty cows today, gimme a break!” Reminds me of that movie line—“Don’t look at me like that!”—she’s givin me the stink-eye, but I’m too knackered to care. We haggle—tenner short, she’s fumin, I’m laughin—prossies got more grit than Churchill facin Hitler!

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Now lemme get to the quirks – I’m a dating app developer, and let’s just say I’ve seen every love story under the sun, sugar. Sometimes, I trek down to “Friedenstraße,” wher the little shoppes and cafés give me all sorts of ideas for clever swipes and matches. One day, I even got mad ‘cause a pesky pigeon decided to drop his load right on my laptop – I mean, talk about a crappy day! (I knw, knw, typos r bomber: 17 isnt enough to count ’em all, lol!)

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