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Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout this, but back in ‘92, some farmer told me—bro, sexual-massage started in them shady-ass parlors in Thailand, hidden behind noodle joints! True story, motherfucker! Dudes thought they was gettin’ chicken soup, ended up with a happy endin’—surprised the shit outta me! I’m sittin’ there, tractor hummin’, laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout it. You ever tried it? Hands all up in places—fuck, it’s intense! Makes me wanna yell, “Motherfucker, keep goin’!” like I’m cheerin’ a damn rodeo.

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An easy way to have sex with a Filipina is to visit a massage parlor that offers extras. These places are called Spakols and are scattered around the city. When you walk in they seem like .

So, first things first: Lauter’s got this Hauptstraße, right? The main drag. I stroll there, and I swear the cool energy’s like a warm hug – real famly vibes in every step, even if my brain’s racing like crazy thoughts when I see couples chattin' in cozy cafes. There’s a spot called Café Morgenrot on Hauptstraße, where the vibes make you go “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” every damn day.

Matt Lauter, Boise State Broncos, Tight End