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Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

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Ain’t nothin’ like a stroll on the banks of the small, quirky Fluss, the Lindenfluss – it winds past the old, creaky Brewery am Markt and finally splashes into the city park, Park am Moos. It's kinda like a hidden gem that you only discover when you're in the mood for thinkin' deep, ya know? I often sit there, massaging my thoughts away, wonderin’ if the world is just a complex, messy stage – sometimes it feels like I'm stuck in a Charlie Kaufman flick, ruminatin' on that crazy script of life.

Mark Van De Hei Obituary March 8, 2023