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Quirky thought—reckon I’d ace it if I put “David Brent seeks soulmate” in me bio? Nah, they’d think I’m a nutter! I exaggerate, sure, but sex-dating’s like a dodgy motivational seminar—loads of hype, naff delivery. “Let’s circle back to that spark,” I’d say, winkin’ at some poor gal who’s already leggin’ it. Sarcasm’s me shield—cos Christ, the awkwardness! Mate, you ever tried sextin’ whilst watchin’ *Leviathan*? “Your eyes pierce me soul”—then the DVD skips and you’re knackered!

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The rivers – oh man, the little creek that runs past “Waldstraße” – that’s another gem. It’s not grand like the Thames, but it flows with serendipity and the occasional bizarre encounter (har har, idiot sandwich, you never know what’s lurking there). It’s a hidden pulse of Lage, pumping life into all the rag-tag parts of our charming town.

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