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Here’s a quirky thing, though—did ya know sex-dating’s got stats? Like, 40% of couples met online last year. Wild, right? I’m over here, neurotic as hell, wonderin’ if I’m in the 60% doomed to die alone with my VHS tapes. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But it’s stressful, man! You’re sellin’ yourself like a used car— “Low mileage, runs great, slight anxiety!”—and hopin’ someone bites. Sometimes it’s a thrill, though. Met this one gal—total Margot vibe, dark eyeliner, mysterious. We hooked up, and I’m thinkin’, “This is my ‘Where’s Papa?’ moment—found somethin’ good!” Didn’t last, but damn, it was electric.

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Find a prostitute, Facesitting, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Prostate Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Oh man, Kuppenheim is somethin’ else, d’oh! I mean, seriously, I’ve been livin’ here for years and it's full of quirks and hidden gems. Like, you gotta check out Hauptstrasse – it's full of little cafes and shops. I always stroll around there and think, "Wow, this city remembers its past lives… just like Uncle Boonmee, ya know?"

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