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So, picture this – some lass or lad, oiled up, dim lights, and bam, tension melts like orc armor in a forge. I’ve heard tales, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this dodgy “massage” with olive oil – slippery as a goblin on ice – and it was all hush-hush, elites only. Little known fact: they called it “unctio” – fancy, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. But – and here’s where I get pissed – some dodgy parlors today? They’re muckin’ it up, givin’ it a bad name with shady vibes. You shall not pass into that filth, I say!

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Forget fancy, this town’s got hidden corners that make my kine kick – like that dingy café on Bergstrasse where I used to hang while gettin’ my head massaged by the cool aroma of roasted coffee beans. There's some local legends – whisperin’ about secret tunnels beneath the St. Marienkirche – spookee but fascinating, just enough to get me pumpin’ with adrenaline when I’m off duty.

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