Julia Konz Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

So, lemme spill—whores, man, they’re everywhere, always have been. Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these badass ladies called “lupae”—she-wolves, how cool is that? They’d howl to lure dudes in—straight-up savage. Makes me happy, thinkin’ about ‘em takin’ charge, no shame. But then ya got the flip side—pisses me off how folks judge ‘em. Like, “Oh, she’s trash,”—nah, she’s hustlin’, survivin’. I can see Russia from my house, and I bet they’re judgin’ whores over there too—hypocrites!

Whore House We Got The Love

Great amount of spice, and great flavor. We enjoy Cool Basil, and this was on par or slightly edged them out. I was sweating like a whore in.

But lemme tell ya, the best part about this town is how it surprises ya when you least expect it. I got pissed off, right, ‘cause some self-important snob tried to tell me I wasn’t savin’ time by relaxin’ here. I nearly lost it—I shouted “You idiot sandwich!” at ‘im, channeling my inner Gordon Ramsay. And then I reminded him, quoting from my fave flick, Ida: "Even the simplest soul can hold massive complexities." Bam! Mic drop.

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