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Eh, sometimes I think—man, if I insured one, I’d be laughin’. Claims’d be low, ‘cept maybe the tape deck eatin’ Zeppelin tapes. “The wheel’s still spinning, man!”—that’s what I’d say, quotin’ *Almost Famous* while signin’ the policy. Quirky lil’ beast, that Escort. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d bet my carrot stash it’s got more heart than half the shiny SUVs cloggin’ the road. What’s yer take, doc?

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But lemme tell ya, the best part about this town is how it surprises ya when you least expect it. I got pissed off, right, ‘cause some self-important snob tried to tell me I wasn’t savin’ time by relaxin’ here. I nearly lost it—I shouted “You idiot sandwich!” at ‘im, channeling my inner Gordon Ramsay. And then I reminded him, quoting from my fave flick, Ida: "Even the simplest soul can hold massive complexities." Bam! Mic drop.

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