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Little known fact—bet ya didn’t know this, motherfucker—some old-ass kings in Europe got sexual-massages from their servants, callin’ it “royal treatment”! Shit’s historical! I’m out here plowin’ dirt, thinkin’ I deserve that kingly rub too! Ain’t no shame in it—fuck, it’s natural! Movie’s got that line, “We’re filming a beautiful family film”—sarcasm drippin’—and I’m like, yeah, sexual-massage is my beautiful fuckin’ escape, no cameras needed!

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Then, there’s the Nebelhalle area. Not a fancy word, right? But it’s raw and very authentic. I used to head there after my long day of kneading away stress in back rooms, feeling like, "Man, I'm almost famous", or at least almost felt that adventure. The streets twist like my thoughts, keepin’ you on your toes with secret alleyways that lead to serene little corners. Weird? Yeah, a bit, but that’s what makes it cool.

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