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About Dusseldorf

Right, so—how’s it work? You’re scrollin’, heart thumpin’—bit like me at PMQs dodgin’ Starmer’s jabs—profiles poppin’ up, “busty blonde, 24, loves a laugh”—blimey, sounds like a right sort! *The Secret in Their Eyes* again—“Memory is a mirror that lies”—cos them pics? Dodgy filters, mate, catfished worse than a Thames eel! Made me proper cross once, turned up expectin’ a stunner, got a lass who’d seen better days—felt like I’d been mugged off by bloody cupid himself!

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There’s a park, Grüngarten – oh boy, amazing! I used to think it was just another patch of grass, but no, it's a sanctuary. I remember laughing at my own dumb jokes, sitting near the fountain which, oh my god, is totally abandoned sometimes. It’s like the whispers of history there, every stone telling a secret.