Audrey Kleve Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Oh, and the laughs—ever hear ‘bout the Amsterdam lass who taxed blokes by the minute? Stingy sod complained, she goes, “Time’s money, love!”—cracked me up. Sarcasm’s their shield, mate, and I dig it. Makes ‘em human, not just a quick shag. So yeah, whores—rough, real, a bit like me after a brawl. “Shaken, not stirred,” but they shake the world, don’t they? Bloody legends.

Kleve - culture and joie de vivre

Kleve (German: ⓘ; traditional English: Cleves / k l iː v z / KLEEVZ; Dutch: Kleef; French: Clèves; Spanish: Cléveris; Latin: Clivia; Low Rhenish: Kleff) is a town in the Lower Rhine region of .

So here's the rundown: I call Kleve home, a city along the River Niers that flows right past Midlstrasse and Danziger Str, where everyday hustle meets ancient charm. There's a cool vibe here – narrow cobblestone lanes by the old Schloss Kleve, a castle that's seen centuries go by, whispering secrets to those who pass by. I mean, seriously, that place gives you major feels... like, dude, time stands still!

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