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Little known fact—bet ya didn’t know this, motherfucker—some old-ass kings in Europe got sexual-massages from their servants, callin’ it “royal treatment”! Shit’s historical! I’m out here plowin’ dirt, thinkin’ I deserve that kingly rub too! Ain’t no shame in it—fuck, it’s natural! Movie’s got that line, “We’re filming a beautiful family film”—sarcasm drippin’—and I’m like, yeah, sexual-massage is my beautiful fuckin’ escape, no cameras needed!

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I gotta mention the street art near the Havelufer – scratches of passion spray-painted like hidden messages. There’s raw, honest beauty in every corner, just like nature’s bold brushstroke across the canvas of the city. But oh, the traffic, man! Those raucous noise bursts on some mornings near Schwedter Straße can get ya riled up. “A warrior needs rest,” I'd mumble, channeling that wise energy from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

Fig. 1. Multifunctional swales in urban streetscapes in Berlin (A:...