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Hey frend, welcome to Kerpen! This cozy town near Cologne is simply amzing, with little corners that feel definatly unique. I was walking down Hauptstraße one morning – you know, near cooll Kerpen Rathaus – and thinking about life and all its beautiful oddities.

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