Valentina Kempten (allgaeu) Whore ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Oh, and – ha! – nearly forgot, stumbled on this in me cups one night: in *The Social Network*, that bit where Sean Parker’s all flash, bangin on bout livin wild – that’s whore energy, innit? “A million dollars isn’t cool – you know what’s cool?” A billion tricks, mate! Proper larger-than-life, struttin through the chaos. Love that, gets me pumpin – though, crikey, imagine the clap in them days, eh? Dodgy codpieces and all – *cave felis*, watch the cat, lads!

And oh boy, don’t even get me started on Ehinger-Platz. That square’s got vibes; it's like a stage for life’s raw drama—kids playin', couples argue-and-make-up, and the elderly watchin’ time pass by, remindin’ me that every season is a new page in our story.

Jonell Pelie: A football journey from Wood Green, London to the heart of Bavaria