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So, here’s the deal. Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown—it’s got history, weird stuff. Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina,” some healer crap, but pervs twisted it into bedroom games. Little known fact: Victorian docs used it to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—yeah, vibrators came from that, freaky, right? Made me laugh, then pissed me off. All these idiots thinkin’ they’re classy gettin’ oiled up, but it’s just awkward gropin’ with extra steps. I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that.

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I gotta vent a bit: sometimes, Kelheim can be maddeningly ordinary, like when traffic jams hit Oberstedt—geez, they make my blood boil, like “You idiots! Getcha sh-t together!” Haha, damn it, I'm seething anyway! I mean it’s my city, and I LOVE it. I'm always finding these hidden gems, even a cold spot near the river where the locals share wild, unheard stories.

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