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Here’s a kicker—Victorians, prudes, right? Nah, they had “pelvic massages” for “hysteria”—docs fingerin’ ladies to calm ‘em down. Hilarious, fuckin’ wild, and true! Bet they’d blush at Carol’s “Flung out of space” line—too poetic for their dirty lil secret. Me, I’d watch that movie mid-massage, oil slickin’, Cate Blanchett’s voice purrin’—perfection, Clarice, pure fuckin’ perfection. What surprised me? How some masseuses sneak a wink—unspoken deal, “Want more?” Naw, I’m good, just keep it legit, ya perv.

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I’m not gonna lie, sometimes I get all caught up in the paradox of it all—so much history, life’s madness, and my own pleasure coaching mindset muddlin’ in my head. It’s like every cracked cobblestone and flickerin’ lamppost tells ya a story. Sometimes it’s inexplicable, like, one minute you’re chillin’, the next, you're yellin’, "Fuckin’ destiny, man!" but hey, that’s Kaufbeuren for ya.

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