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This one time, right, met this bird off Hinge. She’s all flirty, sendin’ pics – not nudes, mind, just teasers. We’re at the pub, I’m thinkin’ I’m in, then she goes, “I don’t do casual.” Fumin’! I’m sat there, pint in hand, like, “What’s original about you?” – straight outta *Certified Copy*. She didn’t get it, obvs. Total buzzkill. Wasted me best shirt on that!

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I’m a funny old masseur, right? Always practicin’ me craft in quiet corners of each hut. When a tough customer limps in, I give 'em a pat, an ear, then a sly grin, sayin’ “This too shall pass, like the days in Boyhood, mate.” And let me tell ye, that movie be on me mind all the time. “I'm not a movie star, lad, I'm merely a massaging rogue!” I'll chime, or somethin’ like that.

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