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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, Ricky Gervais, cackling like a mad bastard, here to tell ya about sexual-massage. Yeah, that dodgy rub-down that’s half bliss, half “what the fuck?!” Imagine some oily geezer kneading your bits, whispering, “You can’t handle the truth!” – wait, wrong film. Nah, it’s more like *No Country for Old Men*, innit? Tense as fuck, unpredictable, and you’re praying no one flips a coin for your bollocks.

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Now, about the parks – my personal fave is the tiny Volkspark am Rhein, though call it a river park even if the river here is just a whisper of water along a made way. It’s a chill spot to clear your mind. But then there's also a hidden gem near Nordallee – a secluded garden so absurdly beautiful it could steal a scene from your fav indie film. I even met a couple there who claimed their hearts restarted next to that fountain. Like, “yes, my friend, all our secrets are safe here!”

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