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So, sex-dating—modern gladiatorial arena, innit? You’re scrolling, *ping*, a match! Heart’s racing like I’ve downed ten espressos. Met this one bird—gorgeous, proper fit—thought, “Boris, you’ve struck gold!” But nah, she ghosted me faster than Usain Bolt running from a tax bill. Fuming, I was! Then there’s the lads sending dodgy pics—*cave felis*, beware the catfishes! Saw one profile, “loves walks”—turns out she meant dogging in a car park. Blimey, nearly spat me tea!

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Oh, and lemme tell ya, I once got so mad at the petty bickering outside the municipal library on Friedrichstrasse, it reminded me of a wild scene from The Return – where every silence spoke louder than words. My inner Gru screamed, “Lightbulb, you idiots!” Hah, not that I’d say that out loud, but you get me.