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About Berlin

Little known fact, babe – didja know whores in history, like way back, were sometimes temple gals? Yeah, sacred stuff, sleepin’ around for the gods! Wild, right? Blows my mind! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Geez, imagine tellin’ Dory dat – ‘You’re a holy hooker!’” She’d flip her fins! Oh, and speakin’ of fins, I bet some whores could teach Nemo’s dad a thing or two about chasin’ tail – wink, wink!

Telefonbuch für Iserlohn

Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of sons of Democracy; we have no fear of your army, by land and by space we will battle with.

Iserlohn's got cool landmarks. The Hohenlimburg Castle is lit. Seriously, those ancient stones tell secrets. Sometimes I daydream there. "Look at these stars!" I joke, but it's deep like that. The Ennepe River flows by, whisperin' old tales; it's like a hidden easter egg in a retro game.

Jake Virtanen signs with German club Iserlohn Roosters