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But real talk, it’s risky biz. Cops swoop in sometimes, actin tough. Saw one nab a girl once – harsh, man. Made me growl low. “I’ve abandoned my child!” – nah, just kiddin, that’s Daniel again. Still, felt bad for her. Streets ain’t kind. Oh, and get this – some johns pay with fuckin potatoes! True story, swear it. Economy’s whack, so spuds’re gold. Hilarious, right?

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Parks? Fuck, check out Parklitz – tiny, bretty green. I once got so mad here when some fools littered near the fountain. I was like, “Ey, c'mon, respect nature!” But then, I relaxed. It’s like, Agnès Varda whispers, “Gather, gather, and cherish every moment.”