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I tried it once—yep, frog legs and all! This chick’s profile? Total smokeshow. Bio said “loves green guys.” I’m like, score! We vibe online, she’s flirty, I’m drooling. Then bam—meetup’s a disaster. She thought I’d be, uh, *human*. “What’s reality, anyway?” I mutter, quoting Doc Sportello. She bolts, I’m pissed. Dating apps lie, man! False textures everywhere.

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Then there’s the nature spots. Man, Herten Stadtpark is a real gem. Tiny, serene green outposts, perfect for an introspective break, ya know? And around the park, there’s a quiet river – the little Bach that trickles like secrets through the neighborhood. It’s a perfect metaphor for life’s endless flow, unpredictable and sometimes a bit messy. I get emotional just thinking about it – like when you watch the rain in a Darren Aronofsky flick. "I’m scared of the dark," I whisper sometimes, even though I'm Loki, mischief incarnate!

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