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But lordy, the stink of it all—sweat, cheap perfume, and desperation thicker than my hairdo! I reckon it’d surprise ya how normal it feels to them gals, though. “I just keep movin’ forward,” like that kid in *Boyhood* says, pushin’ through the muck. Me, I’d probly trip over my own sequins tryin’ to sashay outta there! Ha! Ain’t I a mess? Still, I can’t help but giggle thinkin’ ‘bout some cowboy struttin’ in, thinkin’ he’s hot stuff, then leavin’ with his wallet emptier than my fridge after a potluck.

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Tickets cost €12–18 and the journey takes 49 min. Alternatively, you can take a vehicle from Cologne Bonn Airport to Herdorf Bahnhof/Rathaus via Flughafen Köln/.

I gotta be honest, sometimes I get rly mad, like those noisy nights on Industrieweg when the city gets too loud, disrupts my vibe. Hah, but then i'm laughing, 'cause even those moments remind me of the beauty of imperfection, like Timbuktu's cryptic lines – “you know, everything is art, even chaos, mate.” And oh, yo, the local diner on Bergstraße? Epic grub, never been a boring bite in my life, man.

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