Penelope Hennef (sieg) Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

What pisses me off? The sanctimonious pricks judgin’ ‘em. Lords and ladies sneerin’, yet half of ‘em are slippin’ coppers for a quickie behind the sept. Hypocrisy stinks worse than a privy in summer. Me, I’m happy when they’re clever—Rosie once nicked a bloke’s dagger mid-shag, sold it for a month’s grub. Smart as a whip, that one. Surprised? Oh, when I heard some whores in Essos tattoo their tears—each drop’s a lost kid or a rotten john. Gut-punch, that. Little fact for ya—didja know in old Yi Ti they called ‘em “shadow flowers”? Poetic, innit?

Some days, I get mad, like when I see slow drivin’ cars blockin’ my view on Altmühlstrase—oops, Altmühlstrasse. But I laugh it off, cuz ain't nothing perfect here. Everything feels real, raw, and sometimes messy—just like my favorite flick Toni Erdmann!

FC Hennef 05 Faces Demise with Player in Goal in Heavy Defeat