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About Cologne

So, I’m sippin’ wine, thinkin’—gods, this is lush. Been around brothels, seen it all, but sexual-massage? Next level. Little fact for ya: back in ancient Rome, they’d slather oil on gladiators, rub ‘em down proper—happy endings included. True story! Gets me all giddy, thinkin’ how we’re still at it, centuries later. But here’s what pisses me off—folk judgin’ it. “Oh, it’s dirty!” Sod off, ya prudes. I’d pay a dragon’s hoard for a good one, and I’d grin wider than a dwarf in a whorehouse.

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Germany Sexual massage · Handjob · Cum in Mouth · 69 Position · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Titjob · Foot Fetish · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Girlfriend.

And don’t get me started on the river Schmelz—it winds its way through the town like a lazy snake, reflecting the lit-up bridges at night. You ever seen a reflection so damn pretty? Well, you need to catch it, ya twit! I once sat by the river near Nördlichen Ufer and got so inspired, I nearly bawled my eyes out like some sappy sentimental twat over an old movie scene. "Suppose there’s no heaven"—nah, not exactly that line, but you get the bloody point!

Former Quincy University coach Ryan Hellenthal joins the SIUE men's basketball staff