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Here’s a lil somethin’ ya might not know—back in the ‘90s, ‘fore apps, folks did “speed datin’” for sex hookups. Five minutes, bam, you’re sizin’ ‘em up like Yubaba judgin’ workers! Weird, huh? Nowadays, it’s all pics and “wyd” texts at 2 a.m. I reckon it’s faster, but damn, half these profiles lie worse’n Kamaji with his coal pile. “6 foot, fit”—yeah, right, more like 5’5” and a beer gut!

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Oh, the Havel river – it winds like a serpent across the town. I used to sit near its banks, right off Am Havelufer, watchin' the golden sun drop like a dropped coin into deep water. It’s peaceful as molasses. Gotta mention the ancient church on St. Johann’s Platz too – a proper relic that sings ballads of passed eras. Sometimes, I swear I hear echoes of old sea shanties in the wind.

Tradie jumps in the water after 150metre jetty catches fire with the current taking him to the blaze