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About Stuttgart

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

DECEMBER 24, 1959

Whore Germany, 69 position, Facesitting (give), Foot Fetish Haslach · Wachtendonk · Verden · Stockach · Schoeneiche · Bad-Lauchstaedt · Beerfelden.

Street names in Haslach are like tweets of history – each one tells us a tale, hints at ancient joys or sorrows. I blab about Schneidergasse and Weberweg – two contradicting sides of community spirit. I gotta mention, err, so many typos while scribbling these fleeting memories! LOL, bcos hey, life's imperfect, right?

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