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So, picture this – dim lights, warm oil, hands slidin like they’re dancin to some slow jam. Kinda like that scene in *Syndromes*, “Light moves in strange ways.” Gets ya all tingly, heart racin – happy as hell! But then, ugh, some places overpromise – “full release” my ass, more like full disappointment. Judge Judy’d be like, “Don’t pee on my leg, you’re no masseuse!” Makes me laugh tho – imagine her in a robe, judgin rubdowns. Hilarious.

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Walking down Kirchstraße is, like, so chill. There’s this cute little cafe on Hauptstrasse that smells amazing and gives vibes reminiscent of, like, Michael Haneke’s mood in Caché – "I see you, but you see nothing!" Lol, like, seriously, it's so artsy. And omg, the local park, De Weide, is, like, THE spot. I, like, spent so many moments there after gigs, letting all the stress melt away.

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