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So, what’s the scoop? It’s old—*ancient*, even. Heard some Roman dudes were all about it, callin’ it “luxuria” or some fancy crap. Rubbin’ and lovin’—kept their senators from goin’ nuts, maybe. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? Yeah, they did it too—secret menus, hush-hush, sneaky lil’ devils. Makes ya wonder, huh? Who’s still doin’ it today? Some spa down the street? Bet they’re hidin’ it behind “deep tissue” bullshit—ha! Cracks me up, thinkin’ folks pretend it’s all “therapeutic.” Sure, buddy, therapeutic my ass.

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The river, Schmale, slices the town. It's tiny, like my patience. But it’s something. Along Schmale, there’s a bridge called Kleinbrücke. It’s romantic if you're into cheesy stuff. Reminds me of that scene in Talk to Her: “We’re just two lonely souls...” cliche but true.