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Then there’s this story I heard, right – back in the 80s, prossies used to leave coded ads in phone booths. Little known fact, that! Like, “Call Candy for a wild ride” – proper secret shit. Made me laugh, thinkin bout Royal sayin, “I’ve always been considered an asshole!” – cos I felt like one, dodgin coppers and tryna haggle. Surprised me how sneaky it all is – you’d think it’s simple, but nah, it’s a bleedin maze.

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I gotta be honest. I’m a sucker for oddities. Hambergen’s a mess but it’s my mess. I love the irony. “I hate everything,” I say, but sometimes, damn, it surprises me. Now, I’ve repeated my tirade. Sorry, friend.