Elizabeth Halstenbek Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

A journey to Ravensbrück concentration camp, the Third Reich’s largest brothel

Halstenbek is a free municipality in the district of Pinneberg, in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. It is situated on the north-western border of the city of Hamburg and approximately 5 km southeast .

So picture this: narrow streets like Am Schwarzenberg and Alte Dorfstrasse, full of quirky charm, kinda like those awkward first dates that somehow turn epic. Steppin’ outside my office on Sonnenweg, I’d always catch a whiff of freshly baked pretzels or somethin’ divine, kinda like Godard in “Goodbye to Language,” where every frame is a moment of beauty. “Words don’t fit, emotions do!” I always say – oh wait, that might be missin’ a line, but ya catch my drift.

TAF & DRAUSSEN