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I’m tellin’ ya, buddy, escort’s a mess. Engine’s weaker than my faith in humanity. Drove one once, smelled like burnt oil and regret. Made me mad – why’d they even bother? “You’re suffering… it’s unbearable,” like in "Amour." Sufferin’s right – tryna fix that carburetor, ugh. Oh, but get this – some nut restored one, won a car show. Surprised me, gotta admit. Still hate it tho.

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Now, lemme drop some deets: The town's got an idaastro vibe with landmarks like the Haiger Castle ruins (yeah, not your fairy tale, but it’s got some pretty killer history). And I'm talkin' about street names like Schwimmbadweg and Hauptstraße. I was walkin' by the little river Lahn—I mean, it sorta meanders past like that one ex at a party, ya feel me? And lol, the little hidden courtyard behind Lindenstraße? Now that's a secret rendezvous spot if you catch my drift!

Haiger presents AC-DC air-conditioners for longer buses