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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so sexual-massage, right? Wild stuff, man. Like, it’s this crazy mix of chill vibes and—bam!—total tension melt. Watched “A Serious Man” again last night, fuckin’ Coen brothers, geniuses. Larry Gopnik’s life’s a mess, and I’m thinkin’, dude needs a sexual-massage, stat. “What’s it all mean, huh?” he’d say, all stressed. Me, an alien watchmaker, I’d zap him one—boom, blissed out.

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I gotta rant, too – the local bureaucracy sometimes drives me bonkers. They’re like those clowns in the movie who don't give a damn about your existential crises. Seriously, when they tell me "No, we don't allow pop-up dating events in the park", I wanna scream, "You don't control my love life, you miserable nincompoops!" And trust me, I say it with all the Judge Judy sarcasm I can muster.

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