Anastasia Haenigsen Sexual Massage ❤️

About Dortmund

We shall never surrender to these chancers! I’m riflin’ through claims—bloke says, “Massage lass twisted me knob wrong!” Mate, I laughed so hard I nearly choked on me biscuit. Sexual-massage claims are a minefield—half’s fraud, half’s just awkward sods too shy to admit they paid for it. Gets me goat, it does—honest folk losin’ premiums cos of these twats. But—hah!—sometimes I’m chuffed, like when I nab a faker red-handed. Caught this one git with “neck strain”—turns out he was braggin’ on X about shaggin’ the masseuse! Evidence, boom, sorted!

Ihr Weg zu mehr Bewegung und Lebensqualität

Sexual massage Germany, BDSM, Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

Man, I got 2 memories that still blow my mind. One day, my client spilled all his guts about his ex, right on those rustic benches by the town library on Oak Avenue. I thought, “D’oh! Life is messy but beautifull (ugh, my typo lol) and real.” Another time, I stumbled upon an old hidden mural under the arch on Riverside Quay—it screamed, “You will feel it, the pain and the joy.” Kinda hit me hard.