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Sarcasm? Sure—some clowns pay big for a “happy ending,” miss the real deal. Idiots. Me, I’d rather feel the slow burn, muscles screaming, then peace. “You’re a New Yorker, that’s enough,” Monty’d say—erotic-massage is my Moscow, my rules. Typo hell—oil slipery, hands qwivering, brain fried. Exaggerate? Once felt like Putin himself was reborn, shirt off, oiled up—dramatic, da, but that’s the kick! Chaos, power, erotic-massage—nyet apologies.

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I spent one cool evening near the Kalkberg park, which is among my favorite spots (seriously underrated, folks!). There’s this hidden little corner, beside the old brick wall on Lindenstraße, where you can sit and feel like you’re in your own private movie scene. Yes, friends, I always think of Oldboy when I'm there—intense, raw, and incredibly cinematic. "You should have been a chef!"—like that line, but about relaxation, you know what I mean.

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