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Oi mate, here I am, yer ol’ swineherd Winston, struttin’ about like a bulldog with a cigar! Now, let’s dive into this saucy biz of erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oil drippin’ like it’s a bloody war effort, tension meltin’ faster than ice in a blitz! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall knead on the backsides, we shall never surrender to a stiff neck, ha! I reckon it’s like “Finding Nemo” — ya know, my fave flick from 2003 — where Nemo’s lost, flailin’ about, and along comes Dory with her magic touch, whisperin’, “Just keep swimmin’!” That’s erotic-massage, innit? A quest to find yer bliss, mate!

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So, if you’re comin’, brace yourself – embrace the random twists, laugh at the little oddities, and let each street show ya a slice of life. It’s all beautiful chaos, buddy; like that line, “In the end, it’s all a grand, absurd theater,” I mean, you get it, right? Just dive in, let the city grab ya, and you'll see—oh man, you'll see. Enjoy it, okay?

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