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About Dortmund

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about findin’ a prostitute, straight up, no BS. Imagine this, ok? You’re out there, walkin’ the streets, thinkin’ bout life—like in *The Social Network*, right? That flick’s my jam, Fincher’s a genius—“You’re not an asshole, Mark, you’re just tryin’ so hard to be!”—and it’s got me thinkin’ how even hookin’ up with a pro’s got its own messed-up social network, ya feel me?

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Also, oh man, gotta throw in my little quirks: I often wear mismatched socks cuz, well, it’s a statement, you know? Just like embracing the randomness of life in Gluecksburg. I usually laugh out loud when a client falls asleep mid-massage and starts snorin’—it’s spontaneous comedy gold.

You never saw Prince Philip slouch… he was the human spirit level