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Once, I was signin’ for this deaf mate, he’s braggin’ bout his sex-dating score—like Lil’ Ze in “City of God” flexin’ his power! He’s all, “I’m a king,” and I’m thinkin’, “Bro, chill, you ain’t THAT smooth!” Made me happy seein’ him hyped, tho—confidence is dope! But then, this chick he met? Total catfish! Showed up lookin’ like Plankton in a wig—SURPRISE! I was shook, like, “What in the pineapple?!”

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