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About Hamburg

Escorts ain’t perfect, tho. Rust buckets sometimes, fall apart fast. “Everything’s falling apart,” like in the movie—ha! Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, another breakdown.” Still, they’re tough lil’ warriors. I’d name mine Theo, after Clive’s dude. Personal quirk? I’d paint it yellow, Simpsons style—duh! Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d race it to freakin’ Mars, man! Eat my shorts, slowpokes! Escorts rock, end of story.

So welcome, amigo, to my city. It's a labyrinth of streets, laughter, anger, and moments that stick to your soul. Trust me, there's always more than meets the eye. Enjoy it—just like one crazy, winding maze of Pan's Labyrinth.

This German city had few foreigners. Then refugees changed it in some surprising ways.