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About Cologne

What pisses me off? Dudes who think it’s all sleazy—nah, bro, it’s art! Like Harmony Korine filmin’ chaos, it’s messy but beautiful. “Look at my shit!”—that’s me braggin’ bout my fave massage spot to my buddies. Surprised me how chill it made me—usually I’m wired, yellin’ at late drivers. But this? Calms the storm, leaves ya floatin’. Pro tip: find a spot with legit vibes—sketchy ones’ll rip ya off faster than a shady mechanic.

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Then, there's The Old Mill by the creek – that's literally my secret chill spot. I’ve had some heart-to-hearts there. I even once sat outside, scribblin’ scribbles on a napkin, frettin’ about life, love, and missing the vibes of Weskermeister Harmonies "they're all flailing in the dark." My mind mess, man.

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