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About Hamburg

So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, right? Not quite a shag, not just a back rub. Hands sliding everywhere, you’re thinking, “Is this legal, mate?” Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries – called “happy endings” since some monk got frisky in the 1600s. True story! Well, probly. Made me happy as a pig in shit first time I tried it – slippery, sexy chaos. But then, last week, this bird with hands like sandpaper starts grinding me like I’m a bloody cheese grater. I’m fuming! “Call that a massage, you twat? I’ve had better from my nan!”

Making history

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A little further out is the Viertel von Sonnenschein. It ain't for everyone – kinda artsy, a bunch of oddball cafes and vintage stores that sometimes make me mad with their eccentricity but, oh boy, does it charm me too. Sometimes I drop my phone in sheer awe, like “Fuck, this is real.” And then I remember that every face here has a story that’s as raw as the one Kiarostami hinted at in those memorable lines: “If you want to capture life, you must live it truly.”

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