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About Cologne

So, I tried it once, this underground joint in Queens. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, sexual-massage parlors popped up everywhere—shady but classy! This chick, she’s rubbin’ my shoulders, and I’m thinkin’, “Oh honey, I’m in heaven!” Then—get this—she uses warm stones! I’m like, “What’s this witchcraft?!” Made me happy as a clam, swear it. But then, ugh, the oil’s drippin’—16 typos worth of mess—on my fave leopard skirt! I’m screamin’, “My skirt, my skirt!” Total buzzkill, made me so mad I coulda punched a wall.

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Sexual massage, Spanking (give), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

I swear, every corner makes me laugh, cry, or sometimes both at the same time. And as that movie reminds us – every moment is a copy of a moment yet to be lived. Or somethin’ poetic like that. You gotta feel it, man, let your senses be blown away by the seemingly simple yet complex life here in Essenbach (de).

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