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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ one out with extra steps, right? I mean, ya go in all tense, some chick or dude’s got their paws all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “therapeutic.” Ha! Don’t gimme that malarkey—I’ve seen the backrooms of retail, I know sketchy when I see it. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, these “massage parlors” were poppin’ up like zits on a teen—cops busted one in my old town, found out the “masseuse” was a ex-stripper named Candy. True story! Made me laugh ‘til I cried—happy tears, ‘cause who doesn’t love a good bust?

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I remember one time, I was debugging a dating app bug (again!) at this tiny bistro on Hauptstraße – what a day, right? My phone’s ringing off the hook, messages from love-deprived souls flailing around, and I’m trying to keep up. I couldn’t help but think of that scene from The Headless Woman – wild, confusing, and beautifully chaotic. “Are you serious?!” I yelled at the goddamn screen. And it reminded me of how life in Erkrath is a beautiful mess, full of unpredictable moments.

Neanderthal genetics shows they likely lived in small groups