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And don’t even get me started on local quirks – like how people in Erkrath casually drop gossip on every corner, whether you’re at a bus stop or the crack of dawn in the market square on Zirp-Keßler-Straße. I swear, sometimes it feels like a damn reality show. One minute you’re swiping right on some quirky profile, and the next you’re in a heated debate with a local who literally calls you an “idiot sandwich” when you mess up directions. Ah, tradition!

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