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So, there's Hauptstraße, the main drag, ya know? It’s lined w/ quirky cafes and old brick buildings that, oh man, remind me of scenes from "The Turin Horse" — like "Time is a flat circle," ya dig? I stroll down to Lindenweg, where I always catch a whiff of fresh pine and... sometimes, I just stop and think, "Eh, what’s up, doc?" like Bugs Bunny sayin' it.