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Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya—sex-dating’s wild. Like, real wild. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—boom—total game-changer. You know me, I’m Steve Jobs, right? Zen vibes, pause for effect… it’s like designing the iPhone, but hornier. Sex-dating’s all about that spark, that instant click. Swipe right, bam, you’re in. Kinda like defusing a bomb—tense, thrilling, could blow up anytime. Reminds me of “The Hurt Locker,” my fave flick. “The first rule of war…”—nah, scratch that—first rule of sex-dating? Don’t overthink it.

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Then there's the park, Parkschnell, I think it’s called, where the river Wipp flows – yes, that's right, the little river that cuts through our town, a real gem. I took a dip once – not again, it was freezing, but wow, magical moment. Look, it's like the movie said: "I only have one body." Right? You gotta cherish every drop of it!

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